Saturday, May 3, 2008

Why the Derby is STUPID!


Read this headline...this is seriously the headline...


I am sorry, that is just not ok. This is just not right, it's like someone just said, hey, what are you up to today? I don't know, I was thinking about taking that beautiful animal over there, strapping a saddle on its back and then riding it, and making it go faster than he is capable of going. Oh really, how are you going to manage that? Well, I am going to take this whip and whip him in the ass until he goes faster and faster. So fast in fact, that he breaks all his ankles and can't be saved. He will be so bad in fact, that he has to be euthanized in front of 175000 people. It will be great, wanna come? You know it! Well bring your funny hat!
That seriously pains me to even put that picture up there. This stupider than Nascar. At least in Nascar the only animal hurt is an idiot human who volunteered to take left turns for a living.

2nd Round Picks...well, most of them


So the Celtics can't beat the Hawks...whatever. It actually won't change my pick for the next round whether they do or not, but it might change the number of games I pick them in.

So let's just go with the ones we know.

West Semi 1
Lakers(1) v. Jazz (5)
Frankly, the Lakers are just too good for the Jazz. I really believe in all my heart that the west comes down to the Lakers or Spurs. And with news that Kobe is in fact the MVP of the league, I think he will play with an extra bounce in his step. I am going to go with the Lakers in 5. They take both home games to start, then take one game in Utah, and close it out in LA. But all the games will be fun, I just think the Lakers are too good in the end.

West Semi 2
Hornets (2) v. Spurs (3)
This should actually be kinda fun. Experience versus youth, Tony versus Paul, all sorts of good stuff going on. But here, unlike in the first round against Phoenix, I actually think the Spurs are the better team. Not to mention, more experienced. But do not be fooled. The Hornets are an incredible basketball team, I just think the Spurs window is not quite closed yet. I think the Spurs take game 1 in NO, then take both in San Antonio next weekend, and close it out in 6 back in San Antonio. GO SPURS GO!

East Semi 2

Pistons (2) v. Magic (3)
Now...I am not really sure what to say about the Magic, because I didn't watch any of their first round games, because they were all on NBAtv, which I find funny! But none-the-less, they are an incredible team with a great big man. But I think the Pistons have figured out that teams are not just going to give it to them, and that their window is even smaller than the Spurs, even if not as small as the Suns. The Pistons bounce back and get the Magic in 5 or 6. I will take 6.

'Iron Man' not terrible


So I did in fact go see Iron Man, mostly because I was secretly hoping that the new Dark Knight trailer would preceed it, and it did, more on that later, and it really wasn't so bad.

I think the thing I liked the most was the script. I thought it was clever and funny, and pretty fun. It is a movie that never got to dark, and kept everything pretty light, and considering the cast, that was the only thing that would work. Robert Downey, Jr. wasn't so bad, but not really believeable to me as a superhero.

And frankly, I haven't seen Gweneth look this hot in a very long time. I was almost shocked. She was incredibly beautiful throughout the entire film.

But what is with Iron Man as a superhero? One of the reasons I don't particularily like comic movies is that the superheroes are unreal. Like Superman, or Spidey. One of the great things about Batman is that he is just a man. And he just goes out, and beats the crap out of people with his bare hands.

Now, Iron Man is just a man as well. But this suit of his...Although, its perhaps the coolest technology this side of creating dinosaurs, is totally unbelieveable. I think...maybe its not, I am not quite a tech dork. But it seemed unreal.

But anyway, all and all, it was actually a decent movie, and it is for sure worth seeing. But let's not go overboard and call this movie something it isn't. Which is as great as the Dark Knight is going to be.

And while on that topic. The trailer...INCREDIBLE! There was actually one thing that bothered me though. One of the great mysteries of this film is Harvey Dent. Would be become Two-Face in this film? Or the next film? That is one of the things I would have liked to have gone unknown until July 18th. But Nolan did kind of give it away in the new trailer. But I don't care that much...if you thought the last trailer was good...this one is even better!!

The Celtics suck!


I just want to throw this out there. The Hawks, who won only 37 games this season, have won more games in the playoffs than the Denver Nuggets, Dallas Mavericks, and Phoenix Suns COMBINED!!

And if they are somehow able to pull off a stunner in Game 7 (which I think they will), they will have won the same number of games as all those three teams AND the Houston Rockets. That is pretty incredible stuff right there!

So even if the Celtics pull this thing off on Sunday afternoon, it will just be because they have a home game, but when playing the Lebrons, it will not be easy at home either. Lebron is going to go into Boston and take Game 1, assuming that is who he is playing. So the Celtics have finally been outed as the team they really are. A bunch of over paid, over hyped losers who can not win a dang thing.