So this werido got pulled over by the Highway Patrol the other day. He was speeding, no biggie...so the Trooper gets out of the car, just going to go chat with the fella...but wait...hold on, what is...is that...an alligator back there?
So he walks up to the dudes car, and yes, he was keeping an alligator back there! That seems really really smart right? No one will mess with you if there is an alligator in your car. I think that I am going to do this.
So the Trooper is really confused I am sure. This guy has got to be drunk...Nope, took, and passed a sobriety test. He is just a total crazy.
But wait...there's more. It turns out...he just loves all reptiles. Because not only was there a 6 foot gator in his car...there was also a 4 and a half foot water moccasin in there that had bit him!!! Seriously?
And the really cool part is this...dude was a theif. He had just left his boss' house where he had attempted to steal his plasma! How cool is this guy? He even recruited someone to help him because he knew the tv would be heavy. But as they were walking to the car, his friend saw a freaking 6 foot gator in the back, freaked out, and dropped the tv, breaking it! Score!
I know what you are wondering...does this freaky guy just take his pet gator on car rides like its a dog? Come on Alli, you wanna go for a car ride?
But no such luck...he just saw it in a ditch while he was out driving around...Went down in there, fought the gator, won obviously, and brought it up to the car. This guy rules!
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I need to figure out something like this to ward off those highway-patrol assholes who are always stopping me. Of course, I don't want to get eaten by the gator, either.
Very well written CTJ! I really enjoyed reading this
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